{"id":2324,"date":"2009-01-12T11:15:54","date_gmt":"2009-01-12T03:15:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/justkhai.com\/blog\/?p=2324"},"modified":"2011-05-03T10:57:28","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T02:57:28","slug":"elakkan-suami-melanggan-pondan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/justkhai.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/12\/elakkan-suami-melanggan-pondan\/","title":{"rendered":"Elakkan Suami Melanggan Pondan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/justkhai.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/justkhai_cawat_lelaki.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nWell, Khai ni jenis memahami so Khai faham delima wanita kat luar sana yang dah berkahwin tu. Kadang-kadang suami mesti tak berapa nak puas dengan perkhidmatan yang diberikan si isteri. Cewah aku bercakap macam dah nikah la pulak kan? Hurm, kalau suami korang malam-malam keluar cakap jumpa member nge&#8217;teh ke apa, watch out, mana tahu dia cari pondan kat Lorong Haji Taib tu ker? So cawat dapatkan satu cawat ni untuk suami korang. Jangan pandai lock je, kunci pun jangan lupa simpan. Haha. Isteri-isteri di luar sana, kuasa dan hak ditangan anda. Hihihi \ud83d\ude42 <\/p>\n<p>Atau mungkin, siapa yang rasa berkeinginan menjadi gay, <!--more-->gunakan produk ni. InsyaAllah, korang takkan terjebak dengan perkara-perkara macam tu. Nak lagi perfect, lepas korang kunci cawat ni, buang kunci dia jauh-jauh. Kalau boleh biar masuk dalam sungai gombak. Kalau ada gay atau pondan yang cuba nak ngorat korang, suruh dia menyelam dalam sungai gombak tu dulu cari kunci sampai jumpa. Ok tak cara ni? Khai wonder bertapa hensem gila babi nye korang sampai gay\/pondan tu sanggup menyelam cari kunci tu. Isk isk isk&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/justkhai.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/justkhai_cawat_lelaki2.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nTidak ketinggalan, jaga anak-anak korang lagi-lagi yang ada ciri-ciri mat rempit yang dok layan cikaro 24 jam tu. Pakaikan dia dengan cawat ni pandai la dia nak duduk rumah nanti. Ingat nak beli satu jugak lah. Hahaha.<\/p>\n<p>Kepada adik-adik yang belum sunat dan selalu tersepit celah zip tu, abang sarankan dapatkan juga menda ni. Nanti mandul siapa yang susah?<\/p>\n<p>Entri ni nampak macam lawak bangang je kan? tapi bila difikirkan balik ada bagusnya revolusi penciptaan cawat lelaki ni. Zaman sekarang ni bukan wanita aje yang jadi mangsa rogol weii&#8230; lelaki pun ramai dah yang jadi mangsa rogol. Maklumlah, lelaki dah jadi perempuan. Perempuan pulak sibuk nak jadi lelaki. Pelik pelik..<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/justkhai.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/justkhai_cawat_lelaki3.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><strong>Pssttt: <\/strong>Cawat lelaki adalah satu lagi revolusi penciptaan jepun yang super duper maju. Maaf entri hari ni tiada entri serious.. Smile please&#8230; hehehehe. Dah usya <a target=\"_blank\" title-\"Jika anda cun, click sini\" href=\"http:\/\/ohcun.com\">Oh! Cun<\/a> belum?<\/p>\n<p><small>via: <em>scukz forums<\/em>.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, Khai ni jenis memahami so Khai faham delima wanita kat luar sana yang dah berkahwin tu. Kadang-kadang suami mesti tak berapa nak puas dengan perkhidmatan yang diberikan si isteri. Cewah aku bercakap macam dah nikah la pulak kan? Hurm, kalau suami korang malam-malam keluar cakap jumpa member nge&#8217;teh ke apa, watch out, mana tahu [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35],"tags":[877,874,878,880,879,876,875],"class_list":["post-2324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gadget","tag-ball-protection","tag-cawat-lelaki","tag-male-body-protection","tag-male-penis","tag-male-penis-protection","tag-male-protection","tag-male-underware"],"aioseo_notices":[],"views":1147,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/justkhai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/justkhai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/justkhai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/justkhai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/justkhai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2324"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/justkhai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2324\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8345,"href":"http:\/\/justkhai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2324\/revisions\/8345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/justkhai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/justkhai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/justkhai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}