Tips jika mahu menjadi Top Malaysian Blogger

Salam all. Izinkan Khai publish artikel ni dengan menggunakan ayat “kau”, “aku” dan sebagainya instead of “khai” dan “korang”. Anggaplah ini artikel dari seorang sahabat buat sahabatnya. Ada orang cakap blog Justkhai ni macam blog gay. Sebabnya owner dia gelarkan diri sebagai “khai” instead of “aku” macam blog yang lain. Memang mentaliti paling bangang dari orang yang bangang (siapa makan karipap dia yang terasa intinya). Hehehe. Kenapa Khai tulis macam tu akan dijelaskan dalam artikel akan datang bagi memuaskan hati pihak-pihak yang bangang itu tadi. Jangan terasa hati ye?

Ok kembali untuk artikel “Top Malaysian Blogger” ni atau bahasa member-member “Blog Malaysia Paling Popular“. Guna aku kau ni ye. Jangan terasa macam bukan berada di Justkhai pulak? So lebih senang si copy paste buat kerja tanpa perlu edit nama “Khai” tu dengan nama dia. Hehehe. (more…)

Posted on 5 November '09 by , under Blog, Tutorial. 170 Comments.

Datuk Najib Tun Razak adalah Najis?

Sedikit petikan dari sebuah website tempatan,

Malaysian Mongolian politician who ditched his first wife faster than two shakes of a hooker’s tail when he was head over balls in love with Rosmah Mansor, a guest relations officer who became Najis Razak’s second wife and then the honorary chancellor of a Malaysian university.

After he married Rosmah, she promptly did a magic trick by putting on 40 kilos within a few years, a situation that could not be extenuated by extensive botox treatments, which were so frequent that she now looks like a smooth, shiny and puffy Madame Tussaud wax figure.

In recent years, on the expert medical advice of her vaginal reconstruction surgeon, Rosmah had also persuaded her husband to go for minor skin tightening surgery and extensive skin bleaching treatments, which contributed to his pink ham look today. Some people disagree with this description, as it has been said that he looks more like fake luncheon meat.

Ini adalah kenyataan yang dipetik dari sebuah website yang nyatanya menghina Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak yang pada perhatian Khai, ianya sangat melampau pada perikemanusian seorang manusia yang berakal. Di sana, Datuk Seri Najib di samakan dengan Najis dan Rosmah Mansor di samakan dengan Bitch. (more…)

Posted on 12 March '09 by , under Politik. 51 Comments.